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I was somehow stabbed with yarn, 10 inches deep in the head. I have a 78% chance of survival.

HOW THE SODDING HELL DID I GET STABBED WITH YARN?!

My wound is 11 inches deep, and I was stabbed in the abdomen. I have a 32% chance of survival.

I WAS STABBED BY A THREE SEATER COUCH.

I got stabbed in my chin by blue fabric, 10 inches deep and have a survive rate of 47%

…….I knew cosplay fabric is dangerous……

Stabbed with my ergonomic mouse-pad, 5 inches deep in the right eye.
Survival chance: 25%
Suuure dude~ :D

I was stabbed with a pen 2 inches deep in both of my knees.

Survival chance: 35% (i think)

….Oh. WAT. nooo

Ive been stabbed with a water bottle 5 inches deep in the thigh.

Survival chance: 14% what

I’ve been stabbed with a pillow 9 inches deep in my chin

Survival chance: 58%

I’ve been stabbed with a glass 1 inch deep in my chin.

Survival chance: 03%. It doesn’t make sense so let’s cut it to 0.3. I’m dead.

I’m been stabbed with a blanket 8 inches deep cut on my left leg. 08% chance of survival.

I just got stabbed with a blanket on the elbow! And it’s like an inch deep! Thankfully I have an 80% chance of surviving

(Source: klondyk3)